Self Congratulatory Writer

Hello?

Yes. I'd like more info on writing for your site. Aw yes. NY Times? Pfft. Not funny anymore.

And to prove my point I will start yelling out something.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! See? I knew you'd start to chant eventually. Point proven. Self congratulatory masturbation awarded to myself.

Check and mate!