Music Videos

• Lots of black and violet-blue scheme for hard rock band. Dark with phantom lighting and streaks of spotlight lamps.
• Something filmed on the Metro Train/Bus, handheld, dance, dancers with boomboxes.
• Electronica group: 

Sexy fully dressed girl in black drives her car. Parks in an open area. Rips off black apparel showing off sexy outfit. Dancing. 

Men show up trying to dance with her. She "out-dances" them and waves them off.

Another girl in all black drives up and parks from the first girl's POV. The new girl rips off her black apparel and parrallels the first girl's clothing but in complete contrast.

Dance-off!

Closer, closer. Soft kiss.

Up the Mountain

Up the Mountain trailer.

Man walks up mountain.

A flash at dusk(magic hour)

Poster is Van Gogh-esque. (Dawood)

X-files. Mulder alien light beam shining down.


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 The story isn't about the aliens. It's about him learning what is important in his life. His buddies, his work, his family.

He takes his son fishing. The son asks about what he saw on the mountain. He lies for the greater good.

Sci-fi, adventure, mystery.

No mom. She's out of the picture.
A man and his son.
He's not the smartest but he's a good provider.
Carpenter, like Jesus.

Starts out with them eating at dinner table. Talking about school.
Father puts away dishes, looks outside. Sees the flash streak.

Actor on a Ledge

A mid-career actor gets some bad news over the phone.
He decides it's time to commit suicide. He gets on the ledge of a building.

As he is waiting a crowd gathers.
His PR lady gets a phone call telling how popular this is getting. A news team arrives. She does a U-turn on the road and makes her way to where he is about to jump.

She makes her way up to him. She tells him it's so cliche. She has an idea. Why doesn't he jump off the Hollywood sign?

So they come up with the PR Ideas that get him new acting jobs because he's now considered dangerous. So they keep putting off the suicide.

A few of the ideas don't work and get him in a hospital.

He ends up doing something awesome like jumping out of a flying plane.
Ends in free-fall.

POF

A woman creates and online profile.
Her friend and her create one at the same time to try the online dating world.
They talk about being safe and the losers that are on there.
They find out decent guys are on there and a bunch of losers.
The woman meets a man after only talking a little bit. Not her type but it went OK so she tries again.
The woman meets another man, he's a nice guy at first. He then refuses to let her leave.

He ties her up. He rapes her.
She gets away but he is gone. His profile is gone. He then starts a new profile, this time with a different look and he tries again to meet his match.

Wrestling

This may not be a popular choice but when I guess what I wanna do I want to help create stories for wrestling it is still 1 of the great american art forms would like to poke poke in on for the giant stone cold steve austin john sena cm punk vince mcmahon

A Heist gone wrong

A heist at an office with 5 people. One of them happens to be a COP who was in the bathroom reading a magazine.

It's up to him to save the day.

One of the criminals turns out to be his younger brother.

Ugly

Ugly. A story about being ugly. The ending is that the person is still the same but loved a little more by the audience. Loved but still ugly.

Elephant Man comes to mind, but add not so much disfigurement. Somebody that is completely ugly inside and out. The only thing that really changes is our perception of his ugliness.

Plus women like ugliness.

Terrorists that take down

Terrorists take down Hollywood. The one big thing that separates us from the rest of the world is we are mainstream entertainment for the Western world. I've even heard that those "Eastern" countries import(illegally) mainstream Hollywood films.

Now take away Hollywood from us and we are really scared.

The Simpsons movie

Live action.

Homers Comp
Intro:
Bart's blackboard: I will NOT make a movie.
(over and over)


Family runs to couch only to find the cartoon Simpsons already sitting there, they look at each other for a minute
then run off yelling!

Scene 1: Homer at the couch
Homer(thinking) Ahhhh I wish I had a beer...Mmm beer!
Goes to fridge:  There's no beer.
Homer: SCREAMS!
wakes up:
Homer: Whew it was just a dream! No beer, ::laughs::
Goes to fridge:  There's no beer.
Homer: SCREAMS!
Homer: Not again!
wakes up in hospital:
Marge: Oh Homey! I'm so glad your'e ok, you've been in a coma for a week!
Bart and Lisa: You made it Homer!
Bart: oh Father I am so glad you are back safe with us...
Homer: What is it this time boy?
Bart: I failed detention.
Homer: why you little....!

Polette (French film)

A woman. she is reading. She is sitting down on a recliner.
She peeks out the window. She sees kids playing. She wishes she was out there, she sighs
She puts her book down. She gets up. Walks to the telephone.

She picks up the telephone. She dials the number.
She gets somebody. She is happy to talk to someone. she shakes her head up and down
while talking. she smiles alot. abruptly, her smile fades. she says goodbye on the phone.


She opens the door. She cautiously walks through. The door closes.
The door shuts. She is seen on the other side. She itches her eyes.
It is too bright. She goes out a little farther, a little afraid.
She goes out farther, not so afraid.
A bee lands on her clothing. She is scared, she runs in circles. She
freaks out.
girl opens door
girl looks outside
girl cautiously walks outside
she sees it is nice outside
she smiles warmly.
bird shit falls on her.
she frowns
the day turns to night
she is still frowning.

Mother Love

Art House

a boy meets someone that shows him what the whole nother world,
while the whole time he is not paying attention to the other
things that are going on in the real world.  soon he realizes
 that everything around him is ...changing, and he is changing
...into somebody else.

Teenage Reservoir Dogs

Mob Children

4 teens that run the streets, dressed up nice, cause now they can afford to.  4 badasses.

A classroom setting with one of them in it, then another one tapping at the window....

Whats up?
hey, we got a problem with xxx
what kind of problem?
she's not showing up anymore, we think she's using now.
damn.
well its not your fault xxx. some people just aren't made for this business.
I'll take care of her dammit, after lunch, i'll find out if she's at home. I'll make sure she doesn't come back. 

Characters:

Older Detective type-male older 20's

grown up gangster(dad) Porky

male teen gangster
male teen gangster Porky
male teen gangster
male teen ganster

gangster teen girlfriend Lana
gangster teen girlfriend

cop
cop

EXTRAS

credits at beginning will be typed up and the camera on the computer screen, hopefully i'll find a way for the desktop to change colors or something so its not too boring.


Teenage Resevoir Dogs, 4 teens that run the streets, dressed up nice, cause now they can afford to.  4 badasses.

A classroom setting with one of them in it, then another one tapping at the window....
-Do you not have any respect for the Dead?
-Who you calling a hipocrite, hipocrite?

Double headed snake

My girlfriend and I. I'm looking into the mirror at myself, i have 2 eyelashes stuck in my
eyes.  I pull the first one out. the second one is a double headed black snake that i have
to pull out really hard. then i grab the snake by both heads so it won't keep biting me.

Smell touch taste

Movies are wonderful for the eyes and ears, but you can't smell, touch, or taste a movie. One of my next projects is to try to gain that perception.

Untitled Comedy Project

Rich Pryor and Gene Wilder style comedy.
2 fun loving guys. 1 kid they have to watch over because their friend is in jail being framed. A little bit of racism cause racism is funny. Danny goes to Al’s BBQ and starts acting black. It’s all cool and funny til he steps out of line. Someone picks him up and throws him onto the table full of food. Al tries to keep his cousin cool but Dan says he can handle it. Al’s cousin knocks Dan out in the face. This time Al steps in to stop the fight and AL gets punched. A huge fight starts. Al and Dan crawl out of fury and run away. Al and Dan walk home and Al confronts Dan saying Dan is always getting him into trouble. Al is the straight man. His always trying to be cool. Until the end when he goes ballistic, showing Dan the error of his own ways.

Selling point: Dan is always getting his friend Al into trouble.

Prologue to The Godfather of Los Angeles

It was a cold summer night and I was in a bad part of town. The part that only the tough or crazy show up at. And I was stuck there, making the mistake of being being neither the aforementioned tough or crazy. It was only midnight. I might get lucky and be able to make it home without incident. "You have courage to be here", said someone behind me, either drunk or stoned or both. I turned around to face my destiny. I have my lucky .38 caliber pistol for just this kind of circumstances. I put my hand in my pocket, feeling the gun..my friend, my savior. I turn around and face my destiny.

T, M.

T -

Growing up with her, she always said that if she ever got married, it would be someone she'd want them to be like me cause I'm the perfect man. There was always a weird incest vibe from the way she said it. I always made fun of her because of it. That is the seed of the story of T.

She sees  a boy, a boy sees her. In school. Tries to say hi to her. She's not interested. She has someone else in mind. I love you she says to him. I love you too he says. No, I really love you she says. What do you mean? She comes over and slowly, lightly kisses him on the mouth. He pushes her off. I'm your brother. We can't do that. She says she knows. They stare at each other.
Years later, they are holding hands at a corner of a family party. Family members see them and they let go. It's their secret. Family member notes how close they are and how good of a brother he is to her. Big brother looking out for little sister. Sister says that she just needs to find a great man like her brother to marry.

All family is inside the home now. They sneak to the shed and kiss passionately. An uncle walks in and drops his beer seeing what they were doing. They are caught. Deer in headlights.

3 years later. Teenagers.

M-

I met M when I was fifteen or so. He was given up for adoption. He was the one that wanted to meet me and T. That is the seed of the story of M.

Now...EXPAND these stories.

Heavy Mettle

A band. But not really rocking. The problem:

Vocalist is more interested in sex with groupies who've never heard him sing.

Guitarist loves drugs , really loves drugs. Can shred on the guitar while coked out.

Bassist wants to become a rapper. Always trying to show he can rap.

Drummer wants to be a filmmaker. He loves movies as much as the drums.

Mass ideas

1. A woman drinks her smoothie. A red liquid that is sucked up the straw by gorgeous red lips.
2.  A celeb gets away with murder, but a papparazi catches it on camera. Photographs as weapons.
3. Roach Coach- daily lives of a crushed dreamer.
4.  A television host with a mask on. Wizard of Oz. 4-5 minute desk show. Political. One statistic at the end of each episode.
5. Shadow Dog and Shadow Fox
6. God marries the Devil. God is woman, Devil is man.

2 guys commentating on a fight

A good short film would be 2 guys commentating on a fight and saying ridiculous things like, "Oh my God, I think he might have broken in half."
Very wrestling like commentating.

When I was a teenager

When I was a teenager working at the mall I was outside smoking a cigarette, being cool. This angel of a woman came walking towards me. She, herself was a teenager, but had adult eyes that shined the most vibrant blue. She had wavy blonde hair down to her shoulders and a fair skin that only a Queen could produce. I knew I only wanted to be close to her as long as I could.

She smiled at me in shy grace. I said hello. She spoke French back to me. I was puzzled. Here was the woman of my dreams and I couldn't communicate with her. She only knew yes or no to my questions. She points up to the sky and says France. She asked for a smoke which I complied. I lit her cigarette and was so close to her that my heart was skipping beats by the moment.

We just looked at each other only knowing what we both felt but could not tell freely. She waves goodbye and me too. As she starts to leave I stop her knowing this might be my last time to see. I tell her I will go to France and find her and marry her one day.

When I was a teenager.

Hiearchy X

The theme will be about each scene fighting each other for a chance at the top. Top of career, sex life, relationships, status.

Rap Commander Supreme

I wear shades at night and standard military uniform all the time

What is a Hipster and how do we get rid of them?

 Don’t deny it, you’re a hipster.
Ironic? Very.

QUESTION: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
ANSWER: It's some obscure number. You probably wouldn't understand.

Hipsters are young, independent-minded, counter-culture types. But I could be wrong because no hipster would actually admit that they are a specific type. To research hipsters is in itself a very ironic idea.

Artsy types have always been against what is anti-establishment. Hipsters have turned this behavior into a game of who can out-mainstream who. The coffee shouldn’t be from Starbucks, instead brewed at home and brought in with an environmentally-friendly mug. The home furniture has to be bought from Salvation Army or a garage sale. The music has to be completely unrecognizable to the regular audiophile. The clothes should be vintage with a sarcastic slogan-tee thrown in on occasion. Add a mustache or beard for men, and tight jeans. Really tight jeans. For the women in the hipster scene, wearing glasses even if you have perfect vision is considered essential along with wearing coats even in the heat of summertime. 

College minded hipster? Liberal Arts degree only! If you did manage a degree in science or accounting, state that you like the creative side of the numbers and formulas.

A definitive hipster trait is to like a majorly popular group like The Postal Service or Deerhoof, but you must state you enjoyed their previous work more and no longer consider them the prodigy they once were. Independent music is best so stay ahead of the game by going to as many shows as possible to be in the scene. Don’t forget to insult every band no matter what because street credibility is at stake.

For films, overly bad “B” movies must be studied religiously. If  in doubt, always revert to Toxic Avenger, or anything from Troma. References to films that no one knows will always make a hipster hip. If meeting someone that knows that film reference; either marry that person or dig deeper for less-known films.

Everything spoken should have sarcasm put in to show elitism over others, even if you do care for them. Facebook just won’t cut it unless you constantly update about how boring it is on the site and stating that too many people waste their lives on the computer. If you are a hipster with a romantic side, you probably should start a blog, but don’t use blogger, you need Wordpress.(I'm obviously not hip enough to use Wordpress. -D)

Wanting to get around is a necessity but hipsters don’t own cars. Use the bus, or walk. If you want to get around in style, get a single gear bike - buy it used and spray paint it yourself, of course.

The hipster lifestyle is not always an easy choice, but the rewards that come from it, such as always feeling superior to others is worth it. So go forth, and make obscurity known!