Friday, July 6, 2012

A Heist gone wrong

A heist at an office with 5 people. One of them happens to be a COP who was in the bathroom reading a magazine.

It's up to him to save the day.

One of the criminals turns out to be his younger brother.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Ugly

Ugly. A story about being ugly. The ending is that the person is still the same but loved a little more by the audience. Loved but still ugly.

Elephant Man comes to mind, but add not so much disfigurement. Somebody that is completely ugly inside and out. The only thing that really changes is our perception of his ugliness.

Plus women like ugliness.

Terrorists that take down

Terrorists take down Hollywood. The one big thing that separates us from the rest of the world is we are mainstream entertainment for the Western world. I've even heard that those "Eastern" countries import(illegally) mainstream Hollywood films.

Now take away Hollywood from us and we are really scared.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

The Simpsons movie

Live action.

Homers Comp
Intro:
Bart's blackboard: I will NOT make a movie.
(over and over)


Family runs to couch only to find the cartoon Simpsons already sitting there, they look at each other for a minute
then run off yelling!

Scene 1: Homer at the couch
Homer(thinking) Ahhhh I wish I had a beer...Mmm beer!
Goes to fridge:  There's no beer.
Homer: SCREAMS!
wakes up:
Homer: Whew it was just a dream! No beer, ::laughs::
Goes to fridge:  There's no beer.
Homer: SCREAMS!
Homer: Not again!
wakes up in hospital:
Marge: Oh Homey! I'm so glad your'e ok, you've been in a coma for a week!
Bart and Lisa: You made it Homer!
Bart: oh Father I am so glad you are back safe with us...
Homer: What is it this time boy?
Bart: I failed detention.
Homer: why you little....!

Polette (French film)

A woman. she is reading. She is sitting down on a recliner.
She peeks out the window. She sees kids playing. She wishes she was out there, she sighs
She puts her book down. She gets up. Walks to the telephone.

She picks up the telephone. She dials the number.
She gets somebody. She is happy to talk to someone. she shakes her head up and down
while talking. she smiles alot. abruptly, her smile fades. she says goodbye on the phone.


She opens the door. She cautiously walks through. The door closes.
The door shuts. She is seen on the other side. She itches her eyes.
It is too bright. She goes out a little farther, a little afraid.
She goes out farther, not so afraid.
A bee lands on her clothing. She is scared, she runs in circles. She
freaks out.
girl opens door
girl looks outside
girl cautiously walks outside
she sees it is nice outside
she smiles warmly.
bird shit falls on her.
she frowns
the day turns to night
she is still frowning.

Mother Love

Art House

a boy meets someone that shows him what the whole nother world,
while the whole time he is not paying attention to the other
things that are going on in the real world.  soon he realizes
 that everything around him is ...changing, and he is changing
...into somebody else.

Teenage Reservoir Dogs

Mob Children

4 teens that run the streets, dressed up nice, cause now they can afford to.  4 badasses.

A classroom setting with one of them in it, then another one tapping at the window....

Whats up?
hey, we got a problem with xxx
what kind of problem?
she's not showing up anymore, we think she's using now.
damn.
well its not your fault xxx. some people just aren't made for this business.
I'll take care of her dammit, after lunch, i'll find out if she's at home. I'll make sure she doesn't come back. 

Characters:

Older Detective type-male older 20's

grown up gangster(dad) Porky

male teen gangster
male teen gangster Porky
male teen gangster
male teen ganster

gangster teen girlfriend Lana
gangster teen girlfriend

cop
cop

EXTRAS

credits at beginning will be typed up and the camera on the computer screen, hopefully i'll find a way for the desktop to change colors or something so its not too boring.


Teenage Resevoir Dogs, 4 teens that run the streets, dressed up nice, cause now they can afford to.  4 badasses.

A classroom setting with one of them in it, then another one tapping at the window....
-Do you not have any respect for the Dead?
-Who you calling a hipocrite, hipocrite?

Double headed snake

My girlfriend and I. I'm looking into the mirror at myself, i have 2 eyelashes stuck in my
eyes.  I pull the first one out. the second one is a double headed black snake that i have
to pull out really hard. then i grab the snake by both heads so it won't keep biting me.

Smell touch taste

Movies are wonderful for the eyes and ears, but you can't smell, touch, or taste a movie. One of my next projects is to try to gain that perception.