Today, we have found out that beloved writer, Dena Darvish Derakhshan, passed away while in bed during the early hours of the night. He did not die peacefully.
As a raucous thunderstorm went on through the cold night, a bolt of lightning hit the main electricity lines in the elite West Hollywood neighborhood. The power lines were connected to the apartment complex he resided in. Mr. Derakhshan was enveloped in a heating blanket during his sleeping hours and electrocuted for 25 minutes because of a failed circuit-breaker. Normally, these electric blankets have robust circuit protection, but this brand purchased was a value brand; these are usually bought to save a few dollars over household name brands. Also, unfortunately, according to the police report, he did try to escape the painful electric shock that was inching towards cardiac arrest, but knocked over a glass of water into his slowly melting lips, which also drowned him at the same exact time.
Mr. Derakhshan was known for his delightful-but-phony inspirational commentary in public, his cheaply made movies which became profitable very quickly. No A-name talent involved was ever on-screen in his film catalog, which is why they never made enough ticket sales to make him rich.
He lived by himself and had no girlfriend for over 4 years, which because of, he likened himself to Mr. Charles Bukowski.
The bed that he was found in smelled like smoke, urine, feces, and multiple orgasms at the same time. His family asks the public for privacy right now, out of respect.
The estate of Mr. Bukowski has no comment or knowledge of Mr. Derakhshan.
